As a major supplier of snow blowers, we couldn’t ignore this. The award for the most awesomest online ad for a snow blower ever written goes to Weh-Ming Cho of Moncton, New Brunswick.
His snow blower ad appeared on Kijiji, an online classified ad service popular in Canada.
Here’s a excerpt:
“I want you to experience the rush that comes with smashing through a snowdrift and blowing that mother trucker out of the way. The elation of seeing the snow plow come back down your street and watching the look of despair as your OTHER neighbour gets his shovel out once more while you kick back with a hot cup of joe.”
How could you not want to own a snow blower after reading that?
“This isn’t some entry level snow blower that is just gonna move the snow two feet away. This is an 11 HP Briggs and Stratton machine of snow doom that will cut a 29 inch path of pure ecstasy. And it’s only 4 years old. I dare you to find a harder working 4 year old. My niece is five and she gets tired and cranky after just a few minutes of shoveling.”
Can you feel it? Are you ready to throw some snow?